Heart Attack

Date: 06-11-2011 5:45 am (12 years ago) | Author: Megaoneplusone
- at 6-11-2011 05:45 AM (12 years ago)
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A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up
And says, "Mummy Mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the
wardrobe & she has no clothes on"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten Bitch', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around
naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

Posted: at 6-11-2011 05:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmagency9 at 6-11-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 6-11-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 6-11-2011 01:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Hihi
Posted: at 6-11-2011 01:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 6-11-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on  6-11-2011 01:15 PM
Hihi

Na French laugh be this Huh?
Posted: at 6-11-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-11-2011 11:15 PM (12 years ago)
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I go laff later
Posted: at 6-11-2011 11:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 6-11-2011 11:23 PM (12 years ago)
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i still laff like before Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2011 11:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- babyleslie at 6-11-2011 11:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2011 11:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 7-11-2011 12:33 AM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 7-11-2011 12:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alipanks at 7-11-2011 01:41 AM (12 years ago)
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hohohoho  mumu no get pat 2
Posted: at 7-11-2011 01:41 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 7-11-2011 08:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 7-11-2011 08:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-11-2011 09:23 AM (12 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 7-11-2011 09:23 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- boye143 at 7-11-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  6-11-2011 11:23 PM
i still laff like before Grin Grin Grin
....he he he....
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 7-11-2011 11:22 AM (12 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 7-11-2011 11:22 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 7-11-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 7-11-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-11-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 7-11-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 7-11-2011 07:14 PM (12 years ago)
plenty
Posted: at 7-11-2011 07:14 PM (12 years ago) |
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- MegaOneplusone at 8-11-2011 07:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  7-11-2011 05:07 PM
if u know say u laff 4 dis poster,lie down
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Posted: at 8-11-2011 07:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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