Bloody idiot

Date: 07-11-2011 12:21 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
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- at 7-11-2011 12:21 PM (12 years ago)
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john gets married and on his wedding
night he calls his
Father for some tips on what to do,
since he has never
been with a woman before.
... ...
"So what do I do first?"
His father: "Take her clothes off and
lay her on the bed."
5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone
again. "She's naked and in bed, what
do I do now?"
His father can't believe what he is
hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off
and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is
on the phone again.
"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her,
what do I do now?"
His dad's patience is now running thin
so he says,
"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything
out for you.
Just put the hardest thing on your body
where she pees.
Good night!!!"
Just when the old man starts snoring,
His son is on the phone once again.
"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet
bowl what do I do next?"
"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY
IDIOT!"

Posted: at 7-11-2011 12:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Deffney at 7-11-2011 12:25 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2011 12:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 7-11-2011 12:32 PM (12 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 7-11-2011 12:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- all_d_audible at 7-11-2011 12:37 PM (12 years ago)
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 lol...he's a lucky moron
Posted: at 7-11-2011 12:37 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-11-2011 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Passing and loling
Posted: at 7-11-2011 01:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- precious44 at 7-11-2011 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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i came, i saw and i pass <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,,
Posted: at 7-11-2011 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 7-11-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 7-11-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 7-11-2011 04:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 7-11-2011 04:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 7-11-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago)
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precious no pass go enta bokoharam hand o
Posted: at 7-11-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Steelamazon at 7-11-2011 06:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice 1 poster.
Posted: at 7-11-2011 06:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MegaOneplusone at 7-11-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-11-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 7-11-2011 07:04 PM (12 years ago)
pb4 b4
Posted: at 7-11-2011 07:04 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Don4 at 7-11-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Oya now...
Posted: at 7-11-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Splendidndy at 7-11-2011 09:25 PM (12 years ago)
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I NO CAN LAFF
Posted: at 7-11-2011 09:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 7-11-2011 10:38 PM (12 years ago)
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boko haram Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:38 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 7-11-2011 10:40 PM (12 years ago)
you don get new name ?
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:40 PM (12 years ago) |
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- dinho4lyf at 7-11-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Splendidndy on  7-11-2011 09:25 PM
I NO CAN LAFF
Lol
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 7-11-2011 10:46 PM (12 years ago)
continue
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:46 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 7-11-2011 10:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  7-11-2011 10:40 PM
you don get new name ?

u wan give me new one?
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:47 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 7-11-2011 10:53 PM (12 years ago)
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ask am
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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