Daddy, how was I born?'

Date: 19-11-2011 5:31 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 19-11-2011 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

 The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room onYahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googledeach other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

 'You got Male!

Posted: at 19-11-2011 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- monasea at 19-11-2011 05:38 PM (12 years ago)
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well well what a way of coming into da world gud one
Posted: at 19-11-2011 05:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 19-11-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Old skull vol 4
Posted: at 19-11-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 20-11-2011 09:47 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy nice and creative Cool
Posted: at 20-11-2011 09:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-11-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Old skull
Posted: at 20-11-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- creativecosmos at 20-11-2011 02:33 PM (12 years ago)
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very old
Posted: at 20-11-2011 02:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MegaOneplusone at 20-11-2011 05:13 PM (12 years ago)
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better than una post
Posted: at 20-11-2011 05:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 20-11-2011 06:58 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-11-2011 06:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 21-11-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool
Posted: at 21-11-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 21-11-2011 07:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Me i get software  Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2011 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 22-11-2011 02:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 22-11-2011 02:06 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jamesile at 22-11-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago)
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You a computer incline babe ooh! i like that can we hook up? Just to relate more
Posted: at 22-11-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- queenrukky at 22-11-2011 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 22-11-2011 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Shetalent at 23-11-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago)
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very nice
Posted: at 23-11-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- funsho85 at 23-11-2011 03:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice
Posted: at 23-11-2011 03:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 23-11-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Estheraremu at 23-11-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Cheesy
Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 23-11-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 23-11-2011 04:56 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 23-11-2011 06:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-11-2011 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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