IGBO, YORUBA AND HAUSA

An igbo man,Yoruba Man nd Hausa man who were lost in d forest were captured by cannibals.D cannibal king told d prisoners dat dey could live if they pass a trial.D first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up ur butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."The first apple went in,but on the second one he winced out in pain,so he was killed.D Igbo man arrived nd showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.The Yoruba guy and the Igbo guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The Igbo guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Hausa guy coming with water melons.

Posted: at 1-12-2011 01:44 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Help6210 if u post dis joke again i go collect the water melon frm the hausa man hand chukam for ur own

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Posted: at 1-12-2011 02:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

pb10

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Posted: at 1-12-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

who tell u?

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Posted: at 1-12-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

no be u...........

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Posted: at 2-12-2011 11:10 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

gbam!!!!!!

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Posted: at 2-12-2011 12:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

?

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Posted: at 2-12-2011 02:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 2-12-2011 03:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Okaygreen

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Posted: at 2-12-2011 09:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Give am digital slap

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Posted: at 3-12-2011 09:00 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero