Advanced Baby

Date: 03-12-2011 1:11 pm (12 years ago) | Author: beautiful nice
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- at 3-12-2011 01:11 PM (12 years ago)
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A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?", he asked.

"Yes, I am."

The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes, I am," she said.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

"Yes, I am," his father answered.

The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, "I want you to know that that hurts!"




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Posted: at 3-12-2011 01:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- omomarty at 3-12-2011 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 3-12-2011 01:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-12-2011 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Copy n paste don too much for this forum

Posted: at 3-12-2011 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- santap at 3-12-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sexsyguy at 3-12-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  3-12-2011 02:00 PM
Copy n paste don too much for this forum





old papa
Posted: at 3-12-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 3-12-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 3-12-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-12-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh?

Posted: at 3-12-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- santap at 3-12-2011 02:41 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 3-12-2011 02:41 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 3-12-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Cool Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 3-12-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 3-12-2011 03:01 PM (12 years ago)
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i don post dis tin b4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Posted: at 3-12-2011 03:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-12-2011 03:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 3-12-2011 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- monasea at 3-12-2011 06:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin ok baby poster
Posted: at 3-12-2011 06:05 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 3-12-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 3-12-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-12-2011 09:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Sad

Posted: at 4-12-2011 09:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-12-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on  3-12-2011 03:01 PM
i don post dis tin b4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

i believe u  Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-12-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-12-2011 12:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted b4

Posted: at 5-12-2011 12:07 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- funsho85 at 5-12-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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I don over post dis joke before man
pb4
Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 5-12-2011 02:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-12-2011 08:57 PM
i believe u  Grin Grin
tanx...hehehehe
Posted: at 5-12-2011 02:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sexsyguy at 5-12-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  5-12-2011 12:07 AM
Posted b4



yeye who invite u here?

if na pb4 nkor wetin u go do?
Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 5-12-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
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I WONDA
Posted: at 5-12-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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