PASTOR'S ASS.

Date: 03-12-2011 10:38 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Patric Bend
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- at 3-12-2011 10:38 PM (12 years ago)
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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.
  The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS..
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted.
  He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is ... being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery ... even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!
Have a nice day!

Posted: at 3-12-2011 10:38 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- kuteprince15 at 3-12-2011 11:07 PM (12 years ago)
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We go create serm0n f0rum 4 u, special 4 u, e go bear ur name, oK
Posted: at 3-12-2011 11:07 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 3-12-2011 11:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Help me tell am

Posted: at 3-12-2011 11:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-12-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago)
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na joke i wan call this one?

Posted: at 4-12-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Muzzing at 4-12-2011 10:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Abeg make i drink my Gulder jorrr......
Posted: at 4-12-2011 10:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 4-12-2011 11:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 4-12-2011 11:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 12:08 AM (12 years ago)
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no vomit for hia ooooo Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 5-12-2011 12:08 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eni-Luv at 5-12-2011 07:47 AM (12 years ago)
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hoopla hoop
Posted: at 5-12-2011 07:47 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 5-12-2011 07:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 5-12-2011 07:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- funsho85 at 5-12-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 5-12-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 5-12-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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old skul
Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Bend at 5-12-2011 01:11 PM (12 years ago)
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i knw say queenrukky go talk
Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 5-12-2011 01:15 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink

Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 5-12-2011 03:47 PM (12 years ago)
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passing joor
Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 5-12-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago)
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rat where u dey go?

Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 5-12-2011 04:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Bend on  5-12-2011 01:11 PM
i knw say queenrukky go talk
[/qu
wat wer u xpectin me 2 do....i regret to inform u dat i didnt TALK,I TYPED Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2011 04:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 09:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Eni-Luv on  5-12-2011 07:47 AM
hoopla hoop

wetin u dey speak?

Posted: at 5-12-2011 09:38 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-12-2011 03:24 PM (12 years ago)
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ask ram
Posted: at 6-12-2011 03:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 6-12-2011 03:28 PM (12 years ago)
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ram  Grin Grin goat nko Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-12-2011 03:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-12-2011 06:01 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 6-12-2011 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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