welcome a new friend

Date: 04-12-2011 10:07 pm (9 years ago) | Author: suny dave
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- at 4-12-2011 10:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Greet everybody wey don dey ground, becouse this na my first time to post something here, though i don dey read all una jokes before....i give everybody respect foe wetin una dey do...more power to ur elbow...nobe like dat dem dey talk am? i dey loyal o...make una accept me....so to start with now, make i take this joke enter......

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny. At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said "Oh What a Beautiful little baby". The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say that he can see good?" The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision. Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!


Posted: at 4-12-2011 10:07 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 12:07 AM (9 years ago)
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let me be the first to welcome u........ Grin Grin Grin

u re welcomed jare,
i just love ur manner of approach.... Grin Grin Grin

ur joke is interesting, eventhough it has been pb4.  Grin Grin Grin
 
i hope u will continue with us in this joke forum, laffing and cracking ur ribs  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
dont take anything to be an insult, cos there might be a lot of yabbing  Grin Grin Grin Grin and u know? i yab a lot  Grin Grin Grin

i hope u will one day turn from newbie to hero............ Grin Grin Grin Grin

once again, WELCOME!!!!!!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-12-2011 12:07 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-12-2011 08:21 AM (9 years ago)
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Lolz

Posted: at 5-12-2011 08:21 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- funsho85 at 5-12-2011 11:11 AM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2011 11:11 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 5-12-2011 01:07 PM (9 years ago)
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u welcome o...dnt join d yeye people here
Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-12-2011 01:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:21 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 5-12-2011 02:19 PM (9 years ago)
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DIS IS 1
Posted: at 5-12-2011 02:19 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-12-2011 02:24 PM (9 years ago)
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U be nm 2

Posted: at 5-12-2011 02:24 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-12-2011 02:29 PM (9 years ago)
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pay ur dues on time ohh

Posted: at 5-12-2011 02:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- kuteprince15 at 5-12-2011 03:06 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool, poster, u ar welcum 2 d world of yeyeism, here is wher ur sorrows end, even if u catch ur gal fwend wit ur best fwend, enta here u go 4get am(hakuna matata) even ur grandma dey get high B.P, open an email 4 am, regester here 4 am, buy glasses and tissue, u fit comot diz glass wey dy diz my guy eye Cool if she enta here, d high b.p go go, we get d medicine here, na tested and trusted, wit nafdac number,  diz message is 4rom d ministy of naijapals, joke forum.
Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:06 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 5-12-2011 03:13 PM (9 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:13 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 5-12-2011 03:19 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Welcome
Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kuteprince15 at 5-12-2011 03:24 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Chiluvsky on  5-12-2011 03:19 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Welcome
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Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:24 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- Chiluvsky at 5-12-2011 03:25 PM (9 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:25 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 5-12-2011 03:32 PM (9 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:32 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 5-12-2011 03:39 PM (9 years ago)
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ALL D YEYES DON CUM
Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 09:41 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on  5-12-2011 01:07 PM
u welcome o...dnt join d yeye people here

u are a capital example of yeye  Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-12-2011 09:41 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 09:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: kuteprince15 on  5-12-2011 03:06 PM
Cool Cool Cool Cool, poster, u ar welcum 2 d world of yeyeism, here is wher ur sorrows end, even if u catch ur gal fwend wit ur best fwend, enta here u go 4get am(hakuna matata) even ur grandma dey get high B.P, open an email 4 am, regester here 4 am, buy glasses and tissue, u fit comot diz glass wey dy diz my guy eye Cool if she enta here, d high b.p go go, we get d medicine here, na tested and trusted, wit nafdac number,  diz message is 4rom d ministy of naijapals, joke forum.

graduated yeye master  Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-12-2011 09:43 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 5-12-2011 10:19 PM (9 years ago)
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I Dey cum Embarrassed Embarrassed make i wear my welcome jacket......poster just run enter another forum before yeye go kiss you for hia Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 5-12-2011 10:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 5-12-2011 10:37 PM (9 years ago)
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lololololololololololololol

Posted: at 5-12-2011 10:37 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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