A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper Was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, “Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your Garage door?” This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, “When you saw the Garage door open did you see my HUMMER parked in there?” The secretary smiled for a moment and said, ”No, boss I didn’t. All I saw was a Starlet with 2 flat tires.” She got fired!
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