club of
Lagos. A mobile phone on a
bench rang and
a man picked it up and activates
the loud
speaker began to talk. MAN:
"Hello
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are
you at the
club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "What's wrong with
your voice
darling?
MAN: "Nothing really, just tired!
WOMAN: "Ok. I am at ShopRite
shopping
mall inside wranglers and found
this
beautiful Versace leather coat. It's
only
N119,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,
go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the
Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2011
model. I
saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "N28,000,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I
want it with
all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one
more thing ...
The house I wanted last year is
back on the
market. They're asking
N148,500,000. It’s at
Victoria Garden City, the house is
so
beautiful!
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and
give them
an offer of N148,000,000.Th ey
will probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra
500
thousand. It's really is a pretty
good price.
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I
love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The
man hangs
up. The other men in the
changing room
were staring at him in
astonishment, He
smiled and asked:
"Does anyone know the owner of
this
phone
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