MALE AND FEMALE FLY

Date: 09-12-2011 11:26 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Ndiana-Abasi Etim
- at 9-12-2011 11:26 PM (12 years ago)
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Surprised, she asked. "How can you tell which is male and which is female?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer bottle,
and 2 were on the phone"

Posted: at 9-12-2011 11:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 9-12-2011 11:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 9-12-2011 11:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 10:51 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-12-2011 10:51 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-12-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 10-12-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DRraze at 13-12-2011 07:18 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2011 07:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2011 07:40 AM (12 years ago)
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Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 13-12-2011 07:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sluk at 13-12-2011 05:43 PM (12 years ago)
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  Shocked Shocked Shocked:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
OMG, sorry i almost forgot to laff
Posted: at 13-12-2011 05:43 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bahceerat at 13-12-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 13-12-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 13-12-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chiluvsky at 13-12-2011 06:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 13-12-2011 06:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-12-2011 06:35 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-12-2011 06:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 13-12-2011 06:43 PM (12 years ago)
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see laff make i cry  :'( Angry Smiley Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2011 06:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2011 09:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 19-12-2011 09:58 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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