A dog, a cat, and a penis

Date: 10-12-2011 7:08 pm (12 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
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- at 10-12-2011 07:08 PM (12 years ago)
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A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!

Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:08 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 07:56 PM (12 years ago)
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sex lesson is ova
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 01:32 AM (12 years ago)
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> > > > > > > > > > > > >
Posted: at 11-12-2011 01:32 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DRraze at 14-12-2011 05:53 AM (12 years ago)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha a ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DRraze at 14-12-2011 05:55 AM (12 years ago)
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but na pb4
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 14-12-2011 06:22 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 14-12-2011 06:22 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-12-2011 10:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 14-12-2011 10:25 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 14-12-2011 10:28 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 14-12-2011 10:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beacky at 14-12-2011 10:33 AM (12 years ago)
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hummmmm
Posted: at 14-12-2011 10:33 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 14-12-2011 03:47 PM (12 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 14-12-2011 03:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- all_d_audible at 14-12-2011 05:25 PM (12 years ago)
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weird
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- creativecosmos at 14-12-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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chai not again
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jhezzywash12 at 14-12-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago)
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hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 14-12-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ANELEEVEREST at 14-12-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin make some people dey laff
Posted: at 14-12-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-12-2011 08:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Ask dem
Posted: at 20-12-2011 08:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 05:24 PM (12 years ago)
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na joke?
Posted: at 8-01-2012 05:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 8-01-2012 09:19 PM (12 years ago)
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ha Embarrassed
Posted: at 8-01-2012 09:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 9-01-2012 11:48 PM (12 years ago)
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ba
Posted: at 9-01-2012 11:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-01-2012 07:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 10-01-2012 07:36 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femzy94 at 10-01-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Embarrassed
Posted: at 10-01-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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