captain

Date: 12-12-2011 12:04 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro

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queenrukky at 12-12-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago)

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A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural segxwal urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

Posted: at 12-12-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

thumble at 12-12-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)

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.....................anyway na free phyuk Grin

Posted: at 12-12-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

queenrukky at 12-12-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 12-12-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

deguzman at 12-12-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 12-12-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 19-12-2011 10:07 AM (12 years ago)

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Hoihoihoihoi

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 19-12-2011 10:07 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago)

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Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-12-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Debbra2 at 19-12-2011 01:29 PM (12 years ago)

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LWKMD

Posted: at 19-12-2011 01:29 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 02:52 PM (12 years ago)

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tombo

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-12-2011 02:52 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

rakelly at 19-12-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago)

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wat is that

Posted: at 19-12-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 03:51 PM (12 years ago)

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im hungry

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-12-2011 03:51 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

rakelly at 19-12-2011 04:32 PM (12 years ago)

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go kitchen na

Posted: at 19-12-2011 04:32 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Monsol at 19-12-2011 04:37 PM (12 years ago)

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KONJIITIS NA WAO !

Posted: at 19-12-2011 04:37 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

rakelly at 19-12-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago)

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wat

Posted: at 19-12-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

zeigbo at 19-12-2011 04:57 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: Monsol on 19-12-2011 04:37 PM

KONJIITIS NA WAO !

hahahahahah no be small thing

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 19-12-2011 04:57 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

rakelly at 19-12-2011 05:00 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 19-12-2011 05:00 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago)

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Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-12-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

MegaOneplusone at 19-12-2011 09:52 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 19-12-2011 09:52 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 19-12-2011 10:29 PM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 19-12-2011 10:29 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 07:51 AM (12 years ago)

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Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 20-12-2011 07:51 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

rakelly at 20-12-2011 09:40 AM (12 years ago)

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wetin b that

Posted: at 20-12-2011 09:40 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

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