DESERT MAN

Date: 12-12-2011 12:07 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 12-12-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

 After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"

 The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."

Posted: at 12-12-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 19-12-2011 10:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoi

Posted: at 19-12-2011 10:18 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago)
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piapiapiapiapiapiapiapiapiaaaaaaaa
lwkm  Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-12-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Debbra2 at 19-12-2011 01:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin   LWKMD    Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2011 01:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Debbra2 at 19-12-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin   LWKMD    Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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tombo  Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 19-12-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2011 10:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 19-12-2011 10:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 07:51 AM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry

Posted: at 20-12-2011 07:51 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-12-2011 09:46 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-12-2011 09:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Monsol at 20-12-2011 09:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-12-2011 11:40 AM
piapiapiapiapiapiapiapiapiaaaaaaaa
lwkm  Grin Grin
This ur laff sef, na wao!
U dey laff like person wey dem give hot slap for brain.
Posted: at 20-12-2011 09:51 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 20-12-2011 09:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Queen, u no go kill person with this ur joke sha.
My babe just dey massage my ribs with Rob and hot water.
She dey find u to deal with u because of wetin u cause him bobo!
Posted: at 20-12-2011 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 20-12-2011 10:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:00 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-12-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-12-2011 11:40 AM
piapiapiapiapiapiapiapiapiaaaaaaaa
lwkm  Grin Grin
guff no good

Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-12-2011 10:26 AM (12 years ago)
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try snuff
Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:26 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Monsol at 20-12-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 20-12-2011 10:02 AM
guff no good
Chei, so na guff! I think say dem been slap am for brain him brain come shift. I no know say na guff! Omo na wao.
Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 20-12-2011 10:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Monso wat kind of name b that Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Monsol at 20-12-2011 10:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 20-12-2011 10:34 AM
Monso wat kind of name b that Roll Eyes
Na yeye name. U like am?
Make i give you anoda yeye name?
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Monsol on 20-12-2011 09:51 AM
This ur laff sef, na wao!
U dey laff like person wey dem give hot slap for brain.
Grin Grin Grin Grin
the joke funny  Grin

Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 20-12-2011 10:02 AM
guff no good

wetin concern me and u? Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Monsol on 20-12-2011 10:27 AM
Chei, so na guff! I think say dem been slap am for brain him brain come shift. I no know say na guff! Omo na wao.

na tombo dey worry me

Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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