DESERT MAN

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

 After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"

 The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."

Posted: at 12-12-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

piapiapiapiapiapiapiapiapiaaaaaaaa
lwkm 

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Posted: at 19-12-2011 11:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

     LWKMD   

Posted: at 19-12-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Ok

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Posted: at 19-12-2011 10:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 20-12-2011 09:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

Queen, u no go kill person with this ur joke sha.
My babe just dey massage my ribs with Rob and hot water.
She dey find u to deal with u because of wetin u cause him bobo!

Posted: at 20-12-2011 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

guff no good

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Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Chei, so na guff! I think say dem been slap am for brain him brain come shift. I no know say na guff! Omo na wao.

Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Na yeye name. U like am?
Make i give you anoda yeye name?

Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:37 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

wetin concern me and u?

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Posted: at 20-12-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero