20011 BEST JOKE

Date: 13-12-2011 9:57 am (9 years ago) | Author: abong
- at 13-12-2011 09:57 AM (9 years ago)
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
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The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time! "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!

Posted: at 13-12-2011 09:57 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
- funsho85 at 13-12-2011 10:01 AM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2011 10:01 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2011 11:07 AM (9 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 13-12-2011 11:07 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 13-12-2011 11:09 AM (9 years ago)
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good but pb4
Posted: at 13-12-2011 11:09 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 13-12-2011 01:21 PM (9 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 13-12-2011 01:21 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 13-12-2011 01:57 PM (9 years ago)
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poster dis is ma joke
Posted: at 13-12-2011 01:57 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- kuteprince15 at 13-12-2011 02:07 PM (9 years ago)
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diz joke is unda d 1992 constitution of posted b4 jokes, sub section yeye
Posted: at 13-12-2011 02:07 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- ANELEEVEREST at 13-12-2011 02:32 PM (9 years ago)
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WATIN THIS NEWBIE DEY TALK
Posted: at 13-12-2011 02:32 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2011 02:36 PM (9 years ago)
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U yeye which day u enter NP

Posted: at 13-12-2011 02:36 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 13-12-2011 02:39 PM (9 years ago)
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na me u dey tell
Posted: at 13-12-2011 02:39 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2011 02:56 PM (9 years ago)
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Noo i dey tell ur bia bia yeye boi

Posted: at 13-12-2011 02:56 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kuteprince15 at 13-12-2011 05:10 PM (9 years ago)
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i go allest una o, and put una inside plison dilect!
Posted: at 13-12-2011 05:10 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2011 05:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Ok nah

Posted: at 13-12-2011 05:28 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bahceerat at 13-12-2011 05:55 PM (9 years ago)
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i love dis
Posted: at 13-12-2011 05:55 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 13-12-2011 06:16 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 13-12-2011 06:16 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-12-2011 06:37 PM (9 years ago)
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no improvement...at all

Posted: at 13-12-2011 06:37 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 13-12-2011 06:39 PM (9 years ago)
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zEGIBO u dey do like se u no get bear bear
Posted: at 13-12-2011 06:39 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DRraze at 14-12-2011 05:30 AM (9 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:30 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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