LAWYER

Date: 14-12-2011 12:49 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 14-12-2011 12:49 PM (12 years ago)
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A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer.
By this time the receptionist is getting annoyed and replies, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy responds, "Because I just love hearing it."

Posted: at 14-12-2011 12:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- Idbabe at 14-12-2011 01:37 PM (12 years ago)
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meaning?
Posted: at 14-12-2011 01:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 14-12-2011 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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its in english
Posted: at 14-12-2011 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-12-2011 03:26 PM (12 years ago)
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U dey fall my hand for this thing way u do for here Sad Sad
Posted: at 14-12-2011 03:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 14-12-2011 03:53 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmer
Posted: at 14-12-2011 03:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- all_d_audible at 14-12-2011 04:40 PM (12 years ago)
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the ladies voice is a case dismissed
Posted: at 14-12-2011 04:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 14-12-2011 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 14-12-2011 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onehardex at 14-12-2011 05:18 PM (12 years ago)
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what d hell is this?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?/
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:18 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- creativecosmos at 14-12-2011 05:25 PM (12 years ago)
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wat next?
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 14-12-2011 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Rubbish
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-12-2011 10:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 14-12-2011 10:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 09:14 AM (12 years ago)
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next
Posted: at 15-12-2011 09:14 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 15-12-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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no vex na
Posted: at 15-12-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 15-12-2011 11:29 AM (12 years ago)
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leave her u post yeye dey vex
Posted: at 15-12-2011 11:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 15-12-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 11:51 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 11:51 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 05:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ANELEEVEREST on 15-12-2011 11:29 AM
leave her u post yeye dey vex
:'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 15-12-2011 05:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 05:20 PM (12 years ago)
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zeigbo i wan fall ur pocket Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 05:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 12:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok nah
Posted: at 16-12-2011 12:25 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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