An Elephant’s Victim Never Forgets

Date: 15-12-2011 1:29 pm (12 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
- at 15-12-2011 01:29 PM (12 years ago)
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A man goes to the doctor and says “I’ve got a huge hole in my ass.”

The doctors says “drop your pants, bend over and let’s have a look”.

“phyuk me!!” says the doctor. “What could have made a hole as big as that?”

Patient replies “I’ve been phyuked by an elephant.”

The doctor says “An elephant’s penis is long and thin. This hole is enormous”.

Patient replies “He fingered me first.”

Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:29 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 01:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Na joke be dis Sad Sad
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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NO, NA NOLLYWOOD MOVIE
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok i think say na joke
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 02:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Tongue
Posted: at 15-12-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 03:14 PM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 15-12-2011 03:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 04:44 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 04:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 06:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 15-12-2011 02:37 PM
Ok i think say na joke

HAHAHAHAH, I THINK SAY GET SMALL SENSE, NOW I REALISE U ARE THE WORST OF UR KIND
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:14 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 12:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Thank God u know
Posted: at 16-12-2011 12:00 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 16-12-2011 09:48 AM (12 years ago)
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see that boy duron
Posted: at 16-12-2011 09:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 16-12-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 16-12-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 12:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-12-2011 12:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 16-12-2011 01:09 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 16-12-2011 01:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 16-12-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 16-12-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry
Posted: at 16-12-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 16-12-2011 03:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin make una die
Posted: at 16-12-2011 03:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 16-12-2011 06:41 PM (12 years ago)
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poster, i see you have made up your mind Angry Angry but mind you, we have done nothing to deserve this Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 16-12-2011 06:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-12-2011 06:23 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 17-12-2011 06:23 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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