jokes

Date: 27-12-2011 7:22 am (12 years ago) | Author: johnbosco obinna
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- at 27-12-2011 07:22 AM (12 years ago)
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This woman was having an affair
during the day while her husband
was at work. One day she was in
bed with her boyfriend and she
heard her husband's car pull in
the driveway. She yelled at the
boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your
clothes and jump out the window
my husband is home early!"
The boyfriend looked out the
window and said, "I can't jump
out the window! It's raining like
hell out there!" She said, "If my
husband catches us in here, he
will kill both of us!" So the
boyfriend grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window!
When he landed outside he was
in the middle of a "running
Marathon" so he started running
along beside the others only he
was still in the Nood, carrying his
clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do
you always run in the Nood?" He
answered, while gasping for air,
"Oh yes, It feels so free having the
air blow over your skin while you
are running."
The other runner then asked the
Nood man, "Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your
arm?" The Nood man answered
breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I
can get dressed at the end of the
run and get in my car to go
home!"
The runner then asked, "Do you
always wear a condom when you
run?" The nuddy answered, "Only
if it's raining. Grin

Posted: at 27-12-2011 07:22 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Skypon2002 at 27-12-2011 09:03 AM (12 years ago)
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u try  Grin

Posted: at 27-12-2011 09:03 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Prince-Temi at 27-12-2011 01:07 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin hahaha
Posted: at 27-12-2011 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 27-12-2011 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry

Posted: at 27-12-2011 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdada1 at 28-12-2011 11:50 AM (12 years ago)
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With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 by samuel
Posted: at 28-12-2011 11:50 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- samdada1 at 28-12-2011 11:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
Posted: at 28-12-2011 11:56 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bahceerat at 28-12-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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lollllllllllllll
Posted: at 28-12-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 28-12-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 28-12-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-12-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes which one i wan read?

Posted: at 28-12-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: samdada1 on 28-12-2011 11:56 AM
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

bob don miss again?

Posted: at 28-12-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-12-2011 02:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Who u dey ask Angry Angry

Posted: at 28-12-2011 02:35 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 28-12-2011 02:40 PM (12 years ago)
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na u
Posted: at 28-12-2011 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2011 02:56 PM (12 years ago)
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see as him dey do face like shit, him think say i wan look him face? Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 28-12-2011 02:56 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- monasea at 28-12-2011 03:25 PM (12 years ago)
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joke in joke,
maybe na 2 in 1
Posted: at 28-12-2011 03:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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na one in two

Posted: at 28-12-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 28-12-2011 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-12-2011 04:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2011 04:23 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 28-12-2011 04:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-12-2011 02:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: monasea on 28-12-2011 03:25 PM
joke in joke,
maybe na 2 in 1
Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 29-12-2011 02:41 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 29-12-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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commot there make i see head Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 30-12-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago)
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which person head u wan see?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 30-12-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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