Fuel Price from Babangida time

A drunk fell of his 4th floor
balcony...bypassers rushed to his
aid and were asking him what had
happened. He raised his head and
says, 'I dont know, I have also just
arrived now.'

Posted: at 3-01-2012 01:32 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Girl-hi
boy-hi
girl-lets meet
boy-like where?
Girl-somewhere very expensive
boy-alright meet me at the filling
station by 4pm tomorrow..
Lmfao

Posted: at 3-01-2012 01:35 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

NOW THAT FUEL SUBSIDY HAS BEEN
REMOVED:
*Jonathan will finally have the
money †Φ send his wife †Φ nursery
school
*NEPA go follow us D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shout. "up
Nepa":O
*we can finally ride bicycle †Φ work
and class or maybe one day
compete internationally in
cyclingO:)
*if you see ♏̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ ride bike Holla at ur
boy #in wizkid voice=D
*BIS will go from N1500 back †Φ
N5000 >:O
*dating your neighbour will be
cheaper for you oh(y)
*Frank Edoho on who wants †Φ be
A̶̲̥̅̊ millionaire will be like "now the
next question is for 50litres of
petrol"
*witchcraft business will begin †Φ
move..free-flying-transportation:x
*people that travelled †Φ d village
for Christmas may not return =))
*i need to learn the songs my
grandparents sang while trekking
long distances=D
*now is the time †Φ know who gat
the money #in ikechukwu's voice:p
* you ♥ωïƖƖ be forced 2 change 2
nokia touchlight:'(.

Posted: at 3-01-2012 01:35 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

who wants to be a millionaire?
which of these wen removed will
give Nigerians the greatest joy?
A:fuel subsidy
b:boko haram
c:Goodluck Jonathan
lyf lines...........
1.call a frnd
2.50:50.

Posted: at 3-01-2012 01:38 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Ok this na joke section. Ok

Posted: at 3-01-2012 04:15 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 3-01-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 13-01-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i no fit laugh menh this is three funny  , this newbie come post all his joke for here 

Posted: at 14-01-2012 01:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 14-01-2012 10:52 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 14-01-2012 11:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero