a welcome back joke

Teacher - what is a verb?,Student - a verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre, Teacher - what are you saying?, Student - it is a complete sentence sir, Tearher - are you mad?, Student - it is a question sir, Teacher - dont be stupid, Student - it is an advice sir, Teacher - stop that nonsence, Student - it is a command sir, Teacher - u re an idiot, Student - it is an insult sir, Teacher - get out of my class, Student - it is an order sir, Teacher - oh! Goodness, what a boy!, Student - it is an exclamation sir, Teacher - may God have mercy on you, Student - it is a prayer sir.

Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

y u dey wink me

Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

he is not winking u but a long time friend
stop toasting Stephen stylishly

Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

man no dey jealous so ...................

Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

nice 1

Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

The boy is correct na

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Posted: at 5-01-2012 07:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

lolz

Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 
who tell u say she dey toast am
abi u no dey see as him dey touch am?  

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Posted: at 6-01-2012 08:28 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

if u like make u die
na rice i go come chop 

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Posted: at 6-01-2012 08:29 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 
i love u more when u call me dat name 

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Posted: at 6-01-2012 09:20 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero