One for me, one for u

Date: 04-01-2012 3:24 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Joy Cross
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- at 4-01-2012 03:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Funny!....Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot' ' one of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .Few minuets later A drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u” He immediatel y sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest."Father father pls come with me'come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u..Suddenl y the voice stop counting and says:“What about the two at the gate?" immediately the drunkard and the priest took off!!

Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:24 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- ANELEEVEREST at 4-01-2012 03:29 PM (12 years ago)
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AT LAST I LAUGH  Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-01-2012 03:35 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4444444444444
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Jcrossxx at 4-01-2012 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Sorry Rk, whats pb4?
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jcrossxx at 4-01-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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rakelly what is the meaning of pb4? sorry but just want to know...I am new here...
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rakelly at 4-01-2012 03:45 PM (12 years ago)
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go ask the moderator Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 4-01-2012 03:56 PM (12 years ago)
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u don see am Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Jcrossxx at 4-01-2012 04:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Thanks stephen153, you are the man, but for you Rakelly, I have gat no words for you...
Posted: at 4-01-2012 04:00 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ANELEEVEREST at 4-01-2012 04:01 PM (12 years ago)
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i beg leave her alone Kiss
Posted: at 4-01-2012 04:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-01-2012 04:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Anele mayb she don de vex Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2012 04:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 5-01-2012 03:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 5-01-2012 03:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- precious44 at 5-01-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago)
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hehhehehhehehhe

Sb4
 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 5-01-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mimibaby_5 at 5-01-2012 04:12 PM (12 years ago)
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e still dey funny  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-01-2012 04:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 5-01-2012 09:52 PM (12 years ago)
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pb1000
Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ask-yourself-y at 6-01-2012 02:14 AM (12 years ago)
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funny ,you got my teeth outside
Posted: at 6-01-2012 02:14 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 6-01-2012 09:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  4-01-2012 03:35 PM
pb4444444444444

thank u joor
na posted b4
Posted: at 6-01-2012 09:56 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-01-2012 09:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Jcrossxx on  4-01-2012 04:00 PM
Thanks stephen153, you are the man, but for you Rakelly, I have gat no words for you...

na vex?
we no dey vex here o  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-01-2012 09:58 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-01-2012 09:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  4-01-2012 04:53 PM
she fit vex ooo

make we see weather she go vex
Posted: at 6-01-2012 09:59 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-01-2012 09:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  5-01-2012 03:05 PM
:'( :'( :'(
she beat u?
Posted: at 6-01-2012 09:59 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-01-2012 09:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Jcrossxx on  4-01-2012 03:43 PM
rakelly what is the meaning of pb4? sorry but just want to know...I am new here...
we welcome u in the name of yeye  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2012 09:59 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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