American, German, Nigerian

Date: 06-01-2012 6:00 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Megaoneplusone
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- at 6-01-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago)
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‎3 men; one American; one German and one Nigerian were discussing.

The American said "my country is blessed and gifted with technological advancement. Imagine; a child was born with no legs; we attached mechanical legs to the child and guess what?! The child is now an Olympic Sprinter!!"

The German said "we in my country are similarly blessed; if not even better.. A girl was born in Hamburg wit no arms; we attached mechanical arms and now she is the country's heavyweight boxing champion; in the male category too!!"

The Nigerian cleared his throat and said "All those ones are small small tins!! In a small village in Bayelsa state, Nigeria; a baby was born with no head.. We attached coconut.. And guess what?!! Now he's the........RESIDENT!!

Posted: at 6-01-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Skypon2002 at 6-01-2012 06:15 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-01-2012 06:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- abubakarzain at 6-01-2012 06:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Na so

Posted: at 6-01-2012 06:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 6-01-2012 08:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue na you talk am......i dey cum
Posted: at 6-01-2012 08:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 02:48 AM (12 years ago)
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u dey come, i dey go

Posted: at 7-01-2012 02:48 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ifemylove at 7-01-2012 02:57 AM (12 years ago)
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i no knw wen u talk am o
Posted: at 7-01-2012 02:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 07:10 AM (12 years ago)
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na now him talk am joor  Angry

Posted: at 7-01-2012 07:10 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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okeke don come again

Posted: at 7-01-2012 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago)
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okeke

Posted: at 7-01-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femzy94 at 7-01-2012 07:37 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-01-2012 07:37 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- MegaOneplusone at 7-01-2012 08:31 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-01-2012 08:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mimibaby_5 at 7-01-2012 09:45 PM (12 years ago)
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passing ........................ am coming back  Wink Wink
Posted: at 7-01-2012 09:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 07:48 AM (12 years ago)
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am coming back.......................passing Wink Wink

Posted: at 8-01-2012 07:48 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-01-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago)
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I pass

Posted: at 9-01-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 9-01-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin good one

Posted: at 9-01-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 9-01-2012 04:17 PM (12 years ago)
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i dey feel u joooor
Posted: at 9-01-2012 04:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ask-yourself-y at 9-01-2012 08:03 PM (12 years ago)
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hhahhahhahahahhha   i no dey here oooooo  and i no folo lafff  ooooooo
Posted: at 9-01-2012 08:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 9-01-2012 09:12 PM (12 years ago)
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i no read am
Posted: at 9-01-2012 09:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-01-2012 11:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 9-01-2012 11:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 10-01-2012 05:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on  9-01-2012 09:12 PM
i no read am
wetin u cme do
Posted: at 10-01-2012 05:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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