New change

Naija Omonaija
May I have ur Attention Gentlemen Pls:
We the Association of Girlfriends, fiance, and wive will like to inform our boyfriends, fiancees, married men that we ve removed subsidy in all our expenses, " No more I want you to prepare meals for me pls drink Garry We(I)love it when y'all slim down ({}) All birthdays
have been postponed till further notice. No more pls do my laundry u have to re wear those cloths because water is expensive now,we have to economize. We have removed all forms of subsidies on all activities except those relating to the bedroom for which we retain our God given authority \=D/ . We have realised that we are equal partners, hence, all expenses going forward shall be shared 50:50. We understand the pain this might bring but we must suffer now for the future to be better. Please if you must protest, let it be peaceful. Do not scatter the electronics, for it will lead to removal of more subsidy. May God give us the grace to bear this upcoming pain(s).

Lmao
Make sure u double the condom or else another expenses go join lol.

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Posted: at 12-01-2012 12:38 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

...The first time i saw this post....i lafed my ass off like mad.....We the men will soon remove our own subsidies too....
Oya ....Iloveit...start

Posted: at 12-01-2012 01:26 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lmao...men make una nor dare remove anything because na suffer una go dey

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Posted: at 12-01-2012 01:30 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmmm thinking mode activated...will decide in few days

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Posted: at 12-01-2012 01:31 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

                                                                            FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NAIJAPALS


MINISTRY OF FAMILY RELATIONS

                                                                               A GENERAL NOTICE

  This is to inform every citizen of this great country that despite the removal of subsidy in singles relationship and the two hundred percent(200%) increase in brideprice as a result of marriage subsidy removal by brides' family, every other commodity within marriage retains their prices and any attempt to alter this in favour any party will be regarded as ardent disregard of the law and is punnishable according to section 404 of the constitution of the FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NAIJAPALS.
   Whoever facilitates any unworthy protest  without first reporting to the Ministry of Family Relations shall be brought to book.BE WARNED,THE LAW IS NO RESPECTER OF PERSON.



                                                                                                                                                                                                     Signed by:
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Posted: at 12-01-2012 08:24 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

seconded!dey wont try it..

Posted: at 12-01-2012 11:20 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

....u neva see anything

Posted: at 12-01-2012 02:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i just laughing about the subsidy

Posted: at 13-01-2012 09:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero