A really Bad Day

Date: 23-01-2009 3:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: jerry ogbeta
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- at 23-01-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago)
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." 

Posted: at 23-01-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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lol....na whaoooooo that person na oju koko ro kill am...i beg help me tell my friend...greatest...make in con see this one ooooo lol cos the guy like drink......no be small.... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 23-01-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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good one.. truck driver don drink beer go hell ...mmhhnnn
Posted: at 23-01-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 23-01-2009 08:44 PM (15 years ago)
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OMG


lolz
Posted: at 23-01-2009 08:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 24-01-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 24-01-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 24-01-2009 09:28 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-01-2009 09:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-01-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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very finnie... but posted b4
Posted: at 25-01-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Elo- at 26-01-2009 09:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy u too much abeg Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 09:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- bigbaby at 26-01-2009 10:46 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa oooooooooooooooooooooooo
nottin i go go hear 4 dis ma life
omg dat some serious shit
Posted: at 26-01-2009 10:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 27-01-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 24-01-2009 09:26 PM
POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

who post am na? i tot dis one na the remix.....
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amouramio at 27-01-2009 06:28 PM (15 years ago)
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bros this one big
Posted: at 27-01-2009 06:28 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- femaadinho at 27-01-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 27-01-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nno_no at 27-01-2009 06:35 PM (15 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Sad Huh? Huh? Huh? Angry  r u in this century at all,hw many years ago did dt joke go round?abeg update
Posted: at 27-01-2009 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 27-01-2009 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Nno_no on 27-01-2009 06:35 PM
Angry Angry Sad Huh? Huh? Huh? Angry  r u in this century at all,hw many years ago did dt joke go round?abeg update
thank you sist. abeg tell am well well make e hear
Posted: at 27-01-2009 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rita4love at 28-01-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 28-01-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Pires07 at 28-01-2009 01:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 28-01-2009 01:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 28-01-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: amouramio on 27-01-2009 06:28 PM
bros this one big


wetin big? Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 28-01-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 28-01-2009 03:33 PM
Quote from: amouramio on 27-01-2009 06:28 PM
bros this one big


wetin big? Grin

una wan start again abii..... Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 28-01-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-01-2009 05:34 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 28-01-2009 03:33 PM
Quote from: amouramio on 27-01-2009 06:28 PM
bros this one big


wetin big? Grin

una wan start again abii..... Grin


u sef see say no be me na, the babe say this one big o. help me ask am say wetin she see wey big. chikena!!! i beg o , i be usher for my church.... Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 30-05-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-05-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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