REVENGE

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

 Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

 "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

 After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

 While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

 Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

 "You was right all along dear," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 20-01-2012 07:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 20-01-2012 09:55 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 21-01-2012 12:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

HIM NECK DEY PAIN AM

Posted: at 21-01-2012 02:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 21-01-2012 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

solid y ur eye dey shine na

Posted: at 21-01-2012 05:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no too understand: wetin b fart? Too many thins dey confuse me here....

Posted: at 21-01-2012 11:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 22-01-2012 04:50 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Huh

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Posted: at 23-01-2012 07:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero