ARE U REALLY SURE YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Date: 20-01-2012 6:21 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
- at 20-01-2012 06:21 PM (12 years ago)
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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

 Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

 They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

 When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

 There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

 A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce Friedman

 A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman

 A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

 A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

 A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -Marriage quotes2// Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

 Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

 Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

 Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

 Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

 Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

 Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

 Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

 Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- mimibaby_5 at 20-01-2012 06:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? marriage is a good thing oo  Smiley
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago)
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sure it is...wen u meet d rite person
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2012 10:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Good one
Posted: at 20-01-2012 10:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 21-01-2012 10:58 AM (12 years ago)
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tan dear
Posted: at 21-01-2012 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 21-01-2012 10:58 AM (12 years ago)
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tanx dear
Posted: at 21-01-2012 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 21-01-2012 05:17 PM (12 years ago)
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me want get children bt dnt wana get marreid ooooo
Posted: at 21-01-2012 05:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 21-01-2012 07:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 21-01-2012 07:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jublow on 21-01-2012 05:17 PM
me want get children bt dnt wana get marreid ooooo
wer d children go come from?
Posted: at 23-01-2012 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 23-01-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago)
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queenrukky d marriage expert
Posted: at 23-01-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 23-01-2012 03:23 PM (12 years ago)
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to the church now Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2012 03:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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