TWO MENTAL PATIENTS

Date: 23-01-2012 3:42 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel Tawah
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- at 23-01-2012 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Okechuku & Ngozi were patients in a psychiatric hospital. While moving along a swimming pool, Ngozi fell off into the pool.
 Okechuku bravely went after and saved her life. When the director of the hospital learnt of his bravely act, he decided to discharge Okechuku, believing that only someone of normal mentality could carry out such a brave act. So he went to announce the good news to Okechuku. Here is their conversation:
-   Director: Okechuku, I have two news items for one. One is good and the other is bad
-   Okechuku: Yes oga, start with the good one
-   Director: I shall discharge you from here today because of you bravery in saving Ngozi’s life!
-   Okechuku: Hmmm interesting, and the bad news now?
-   Director: Unfortunately, Ngozi whose life you saved killed herself by hanging in her room!
-   Okechuku: No, she did not hang herself; I tied her there so that the water on her could dry off!

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-01-2012 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 23-01-2012 04:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 23-01-2012 04:06 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmandazie at 23-01-2012 04:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmandazie on 23-01-2012 03:42 PM
Okechuku & Ngozi were patients in a psychiatric hospital. While moving along a swimming pool, Ngozi fell off into the pool.
 Okechuku bravely went after and saved her life. When the director of the hospital learnt of his bravely act, he decided to discharge Okechuku, believing that only someone of normal mentality could carry out such a brave act. So he went to announce the good news to Okechuku. Here is their conversation:
-   Director: Okechuku, I have two news items for one. One is good and the other is bad
-   Okechuku: Yes oga, start with the good one
-   Director: I shall discharge you from here today because of you bravery in saving Ngozi’s life!
-   Okechuku: Hmmm interesting, and the bad news now?
-   Director: Unfortunately, Ngozi whose life you saved killed herself by hanging in her room!
-   Okechuku: No, she did not hang herself; I tied her there so that the water on her could dry off!

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

........news items for you........
Posted: at 23-01-2012 04:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-01-2012 04:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy ok

Posted: at 23-01-2012 04:22 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 23-01-2012 04:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Angry Angry Angry Sad Sad Sad Undecided Undecided Undecided
THIS IS JOKE  Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2012 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 23-01-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 23-01-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- thumble at 23-01-2012 04:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2012 04:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 06:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2012 06:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 23-01-2012 07:24 PM (12 years ago)
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old joke
Posted: at 23-01-2012 07:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 12:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Mimi don dey mental

Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:19 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 24-01-2012 10:09 AM (12 years ago)
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give am comb abeg Undecided
Posted: at 24-01-2012 10:09 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Europrincess at 24-01-2012 05:08 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? ???laugh wan kill me die
Posted: at 24-01-2012 05:08 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 05:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 24-01-2012 05:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 24-01-2012 05:19 PM (12 years ago)
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i don laff piss 4 body sef
Posted: at 24-01-2012 05:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

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- jublow at 24-01-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-01-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Pau pau

Posted: at 24-01-2012 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 25-01-2012 02:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-01-2012 02:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-01-2012 02:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Anya mmadu Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-01-2012 02:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-01-2012 08:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Pau pau Undecided Undecided

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