Ikemba

Date: 24-01-2012 11:54 am (12 years ago) | Author: All the Audible
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- at 24-01-2012 11:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Ikemba was looking for a job. Since his brother in law (BIN) was a man with a lot of connections,
he asked him for help. Two days later, Ikemba's BIN found him a job as a seller in a Boutique.
Ikemba's boss liked him so much that he offered him a suit. A week later, a client came and
wanted a suit just like Ikemba's. Unfortunately Ikemba's was the last in the store. So the boss decided
to take away Ikemba's suit and give it to the client. Ikemba got upset and left the job, he asked his BIN
to find him another one and a show seller it was.Unfortunately the same thing happened again,
and Ikemba went to his BIN to ask him for another job. This time the job was a cashier at a
grocery store. Two weeks later, Ikemba's boss saw him running out from the grocery store.
Thinking that he might have stolen something, he decided to follow him. After a long chase,
the boss found Ikemba hiding in the WC. He asked him why he ran away, Ikemba said. Ikemba : There's
a lady who wants a dozen eggs and there are only 10 eggs left in the store. is my testicle ball safe?(panting)

Posted: at 24-01-2012 11:54 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 11:59 AM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 24-01-2012 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 24-01-2012 12:28 PM (12 years ago)
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poster u obsession with ikemba no get mate , nice joke though
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 12:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Wat da hell is dis
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 12:48 PM (12 years ago)
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why u posie like that?
Posted: at 24-01-2012 12:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago)
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how u go take smoke grass?  Cheesy
Posted: at 24-01-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 24-01-2012 01:09 PM (12 years ago)
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no....hw him go take catch mosquito Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2012 01:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 03:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 24-01-2012 01:09 PM
no....hw him go take catch mosquito Grin Grin Grin

heheheheeeeee!
mosquito wey dey buzz for him ear  Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2012 03:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 03:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 24-01-2012 01:12 PM
na there i dey usually take my smokes  Tongue
  Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 24-01-2012 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-01-2012 03:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Pau pau
Posted: at 24-01-2012 03:33 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 24-01-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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what is this
Posted: at 24-01-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2012 04:10 PM (12 years ago)
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bros ask am again Cheesy
Posted: at 24-01-2012 04:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-01-2012 11:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Pau pau Undecided
Posted: at 25-01-2012 11:29 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 25-01-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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tombo  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 25-01-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 25-01-2012 12:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-01-2012 12:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 25-01-2012 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
hw re u?
Posted: at 25-01-2012 12:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 25-01-2012 12:52 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 25-01-2012 12:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 25-01-2012 12:56 PM (12 years ago)
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no dey look us if we dey kiss joor  Angry
Posted: at 25-01-2012 12:56 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-01-2012 10:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Pau pau Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 25-01-2012 10:09 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 25-01-2012 10:35 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-01-2012 10:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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