The Phone Bill

Date: 26-01-2009 1:21 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sam ISHAYA
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- at 26-01-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago)
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. 
Dad: People! This is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the Phone. I do not use this phone; I use the one at the office. 
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone 
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile 
Maid: So what is the problem?  We all use our work telephones! Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-01-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 26-01-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago)
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not funnie
Posted: at 26-01-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 26-01-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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size1 , wetin be dis now? ok , who come dey use the phone??? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 26-01-2009 06:40 PM (15 years ago)
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d maid of course abi no be her own office to be dat
Posted: at 26-01-2009 06:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 26-01-2009 08:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 26-01-2009 06:02 PM
size1 , wetin be dis now? ok , who come dey use the phone??? Grin Grin Grin

na sprit...lol.. Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 08:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 27-01-2009 10:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 26-01-2009 08:52 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 26-01-2009 06:02 PM
size1 , wetin be dis now? ok , who come dey use the phone??? Grin Grin Grin

na sprit...lol.. Grin
Size 1 is so so confused!!!!!! God help him!!!!
Posted: at 27-01-2009 10:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- signalputte at 27-01-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Dats right, na where man dey work he dey chop..
Posted: at 27-01-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 27-01-2009 11:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 26-01-2009 01:21 PM
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. 
Dad: People! This is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the Phone. I do not use this phone; I use the one at the office. 
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone 
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile 
Maid: So what is the problem?  We all use our work telephones! Grin Grin Grin

boringly Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 27-01-2009 11:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 27-01-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago)
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b4 nko maid for no use her company telephone?...lol
Posted: at 27-01-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 27-01-2009 11:52 AM
b4 nko maid for no use her company telephone?...lol

Onyin, lol?Huh?Huh??? no tell me say u dey laugh for this joke cos this joke don pass bullshit na "ELEPHANT SHIT"
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 29-01-2009 09:25 AM (15 years ago)
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I  been no wan laugh...only say laughter no get sense, e dey come wen u know expect am..  Lips Sealed
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 09:25 AM
I  been no wan laugh...only say laughter no get sense, e dey come wen u know expect am..  Lips Sealed

onyin, why you come tight face like dis na? try smile small na.... Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 29-01-2009 09:25 AM
I  been no wan laugh...only say laughter no get sense, e dey come wen u know expect am..  Lips Sealed
ah ah! "surprise" for catch me!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 29-01-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Degr8tes, wen u post Joke Last?
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 09:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 29-01-2009 09:53 AM
Degr8tes, wen u post Joke Last?
I dey sabbaticla for posting jokes now, na only comment, even my comment sef no be me dey post, na automated response! after 6 months i go come check the old jokes and repost them again, those jokes detecter too plenty for here jare!!!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 09:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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no epired jokes plzzzzzzzzz.....
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jettyb at 29-01-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago)
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E too dry abeg make una try laugh for d guy.LOLOLOL
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 11:13 AM (15 years ago)
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you go add lubricant? as yu talk say e dry?.... try post one joke na.....
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 29-01-2009 12:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jettyb on 29-01-2009 10:47 AM
E too dry abeg make una try laugh for d guy.LOLOLOL



y u de use Lampad pic? show ur face make i tell u who u are
Posted: at 29-01-2009 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 01:11 PM (15 years ago)
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maybe the guy no get face..... better let sleeping dog lie..
Posted: at 29-01-2009 01:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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