buffday jokez

rakelly: Hey Susan, I just got my
BlackBerry ooh. I'll buy my pin
next week.
queenrukky: Hmmm? U try o! Me don
dash zeigbo my own oh!
... rakelly: Ah! why na?
queenrukky: Bcos BlackBerry don tire
me, now na BB I dey use!
rakelly: wow! U're rich oh! I envy
u! Is ur BB Samsung or Nokia?
queenrukky: Noooooooo! How can I
use those cheap BB! It's
Microsoft na



2 thievs returnin 4rm an operation ran into ZEIGBO rearing his cattles they decided2 rob him. in an attempt to protect himself 4rm bin robed ZEIGBO put up a fight with dem but at d end wasoverthrown. they collected his wallet but to their suprise found only #60 inside so they asked; thieves: why did u put up such fight wen u knew dere was no money dere. ZEIGBO: i thought u were goin 2 see d #600,000 in my shoes.


Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.
Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said,"Son, so that it cld b goin straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad th...at's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad camehome from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!""What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Posted: at 31-01-2012 04:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

isi ukwu

Posted: at 31-01-2012 04:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

Na who do dis thing for here i say which okada man paste dis thing for here If to say today no be ur Bday i for woze u better slap

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Posted: at 31-01-2012 05:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

fankz jooor

Posted: at 31-01-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u knw say all na pb4 abi

Posted: at 1-02-2012 02:32 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

passin bye...

Posted: at 1-02-2012 04:35 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Fine babe

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Posted: at 2-02-2012 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

U no go follow us travel again I don cancel ur name.
We r travelling out of the country
We r going to togo

Posted: at 3-02-2012 08:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 3-02-2012 02:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmmmmm

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Posted: at 4-02-2012 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero