at d very rung time! So i picked some n here
re some gud n perfect ans 4 dem. 1. When
its raining and someone notices you going
out yet they ask; are you going out in this
rain?? Ans: no in the next one 2. You're
making out with a girl then u start pulling
her pants den she asks; what are u trying to
do?? Ans: i want to wash them 4 u 3. Your
friend calls your home phone and asks,
where are u? Ans: i'm at the bus stop! 4
They see u coming out of the bathroom,
wet; did u just have a bath? Ans: no, it was
the rain! 5. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor, yet they
ask; going up?? Ans: no, i'm waiting for my
office to come down and get me! 6. Your
boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and u still ask him; are those
flowers? Ans: no baby, they're carrots! 7.
You're in the toilet when someone tries to
open and knocks on the door asking; is
any1 there? Ans: No! My poo locked the
door, pls wait for it to unlock it again ,
mtscheew!!! 8. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees u and
asks; what are you doing here? Ans: i'm
here to pay my school fees! 9. When people
see you lying down with your eyes closed,
they still ask; are you sleeping?? Ans: No!
I'm training 2 die!!!
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