A BLIND MAN

Date: 07-02-2012 9:13 am (12 years ago) | Author: Demzy George©
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- at 7-02-2012 09:13 AM (12 years ago)
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A blind man went into a restaurant. ' Menu sir?' asked the owner.

' Im blind just bring me one of your dirty forks,
i will smell it and order.
The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt
the fork with a deep breath 'Yes, i will have the lamb
with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables'.
Unbelievable thought the owner. The blind man ate
and left.
Two weeks later the blind man ...returned. The owner wanting to see how good his smell was,
quickly went to the kitchen where his wife CAROLINE was cooking and said do me a favor and rub this fork over your honeypot!! Which she did.
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man
takes it to his nose and says
'Ooooooh! Interesting!
I never knew CAROLINE works here

Posted: at 7-02-2012 09:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 7-02-2012 09:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Make i laff abi make i no laff ? I go laff later

Posted: at 7-02-2012 09:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 7-02-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago)
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this joke is funny




































but is not Angry
Posted: at 7-02-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 7-02-2012 12:16 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-02-2012 12:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 7-02-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-02-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- hannahsamuel at 7-02-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-02-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Splendidndy at 8-02-2012 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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SO AFTA HE KNWS, WAT NEXT?
Posted: at 8-02-2012 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-02-2012 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-02-2012 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- itmomoh at 8-02-2012 03:33 PM (12 years ago)
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yawa
Posted: at 8-02-2012 03:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fehinty at 16-02-2012 10:13 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  7-02-2012 09:49 AM
Make i laff abi make i no laff ? I go laff later
y later?
Posted: at 16-02-2012 10:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 16-02-2012 12:40 PM (12 years ago)
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I dey wait make u come na

Posted: at 16-02-2012 12:40 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 16-02-2012 04:16 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin lolsssssssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 16-02-2012 04:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 16-02-2012 07:39 PM (12 years ago)
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gud one poster. Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 16-02-2012 07:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 16-02-2012 08:11 PM (12 years ago)
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10/10 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2012 08:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-02-2012 08:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 16-02-2012 08:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Xrif at 16-02-2012 09:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice one poster,keep it coming:-D
Posted: at 16-02-2012 09:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 16-02-2012 09:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 16-02-2012 09:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sheunie at 18-02-2012 10:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Splendidndy on  8-02-2012 12:17 PM
SO AFTA HE KNWS, WAT NEXT?

na to call carolina now
Posted: at 18-02-2012 10:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Prince-Temi at 18-02-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 18-02-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 19-02-2012 12:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 19-02-2012 12:56 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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