Will you go this extent when you suspect your partner?

A wife knew her husband was sleeping wit d maid,so she laid a
trap. She sent d maid to d village for weekend & didn't tell her
husband. Dat nyt they went to bed. The husband woke up & gave
his old story. "Excuse me dear,i want to watch Tv in d parlor", he
went to the palour first. Shortly his wife snicked into d maid's
room,stripped & laid on d bed light off .She heard him come in silently & wasted no tym wit words & started making luv wit her
since she was naked. When he finished,d wife said to him..."God has
exposed u,u didn't expect me on dis bed,did u"? She then switched
on d light. "No Madam!!!" said d security guard,am sorry i didn't
know it was you....buahahaha