ESSENTIAL DESERT OBJECTS

Date: 29-01-2009 11:39 am (15 years ago) | Author: Itoho-Ukeme Umoh
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A Judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them to desert. The First guy decided to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.  The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty. Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door. The Judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replied, "Just in case it gets hot, i can roll down the window.                                                           

Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:39 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kai! this sleep dey catch me again!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:44 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kai! this sleep dey catch me again!



why sleep dey catch yu na?..... sleeping tablets dey for the joke?Huh?... Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 29-01-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:49 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:44 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kai! this sleep dey catch me again!



why sleep dey catch yu na?..... sleeping tablets dey for the joke?Huh?... Grin
Check the joke well na, na valium700 or real opium dey there!!!! no be me talk am oh!!i say sleep dey worry me , Kido na yu put words fr my mouth! God go help you!
Posted: at 29-01-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago)
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 i hear yu
Posted: at 29-01-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 08:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:49 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 29-01-2009 11:44 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kai! this sleep dey catch me again!



why sleep dey catch yu na?..... sleeping tablets dey for the joke?Huh?... Grin

na when u go wake up self...tell that guy make in no they bring joke way go they make greatest...sleep oooo
Posted: at 29-01-2009 08:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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