Obsessed Mothers And Their Children

Date: 19-02-2012 7:38 am (12 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
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A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," the doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He looks to the 2nd mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He looks to the 3rd mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and says... "Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"

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- teeco at 19-02-2012 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 19-02-2012 02:16 PM (12 years ago)
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- duron at 19-02-2012 11:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 19-02-2012 11:18 AM
nawa Ooo newbie don knw the 1 wey dem post b4 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Wetin dey worry una, Na u create the joke?
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- mexiboku at 20-02-2012 07:14 PM (12 years ago)
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come here mr poster,am tired of ur unfunny jokes pls
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- duron at 20-02-2012 08:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Hahahaha, See these hungry Lions dem
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