Blonde Deputy

Date: 31-01-2009 1:24 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 31-01-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

"Okay, honey," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?".

"Today and Tomorrow," she replied.

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go on and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her buds were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was overjoyed. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 31-01-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- afribabe at 31-01-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago)
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working on a murder case in deed.i beg help me tell am quick say de no employ am
Posted: at 31-01-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 01:48 PM (15 years ago)
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E never don on her yet! She never wake up...
Posted: at 31-01-2009 01:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 31-01-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-01-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jydoski at 31-01-2009 02:11 PM (15 years ago)
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now thats funnyy...very creative... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 31-01-2009 02:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: jydoski on 31-01-2009 02:11 PM
now thats funnyy...very creative... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Thanks jydo.. Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 31-01-2009 01:57 PM
Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

WATIN HAPPEN NA?
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 10:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  3-02-2009 05:45 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 31-01-2009 01:57 PM
Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

.......


 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

WATIN HAPPEN NA?

Rezi never give am im dose today. Doc. Rezi where you dey?
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-02-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago)
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this is good....., she mumu no be small... Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: jydoski on 31-01-2009 02:11 PM
now thats funnyy...very creative... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
wetin funny inside?
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-02-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago)
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NYC ONE THERE.U'RE DA BOMB
Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-02-2009 10:50 AM
Quote from: jydoski on 31-01-2009 02:11 PM
now thats funnyy...very creative... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
wetin funny inside?

open am first now... you go know wetin funnie inside. Huh?
Posted: at 4-02-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 4-02-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago)
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watin una they open 4 here
Posted: at 4-02-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:41 PM
watin una they open 4 here

Na Gwhy go fit answer that question for you Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-02-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 8-02-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 10:27 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:41 PM
watin una they open 4 here

Na Gwhy go fit answer that question for you Lips Sealed
hmmm.
Posted: at 8-02-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  8-02-2009 01:01 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 10:27 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:41 PM
watin una they open 4 here

Na Gwhy go fit answer that question for you Lips Sealed
hmmm.

Answer na! why you dey hum?
Posted: at 8-02-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 17-02-2009 07:32 AM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 17-02-2009 07:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stealth_biatch at 17-02-2009 08:01 AM (15 years ago)
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lolzzz ... blondes b dumb as shit !! .... lmaoooo
Posted: at 17-02-2009 08:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 20-02-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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