Naija Proverbs (Page 9)

 

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Posted: at 2-05-2012 10:23 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

CRAZINESS....: is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for N350,000 and Landlord dey pursue your MAMA cos of N12K House Rent for VILLAGE,
FAITH....: is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii, money dey come)
WISDOM....: is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over kakulation)
STUPIDITY....: is having six BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment.. (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu)
WEALTH....: is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just topick up a forgotten wrist watch(Money speaking)
WASTAGE....: Is buying a Big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey live there
(Political Armed Robber)
TROUBLE....: is slapping a soldier infront of quarter guard in a barrack.. (You may not live well enough to tell the story, na anoda pesin go record the inference)
IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (He can not come and go and die na)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel.. (abegiii! U no get flash?)
LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions while tears dey rush comot from your eye.. (Chei....Calaba r bleeping, sweet love)
MADNESS is when a LADY flirt with a Rich HIV/AIDS Victim so that she can get money to Buy BRASILLIAN HAIR, (hmm..Na only God know when person go die jare,abi?)
DIRTINESS is When Cockroach, Ant,Spider and Rat becomes your Roommates and you said God Created them for a Purpose.( this one na death trap ooo)
STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you neither Add your own join, Comment, or SHARE so that your friends go follow u laugh too LOL

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Posted: at 5-05-2012 10:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 6-05-2012 06:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

  copy copy cat

Posted: at 10-05-2012 12:18 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 10-05-2012 07:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. Be miserable or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.

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Posted: at 10-05-2012 10:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

okay

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Posted: at 22-05-2012 10:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 24-05-2012 04:44 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

still  boo

Posted: at 27-05-2012 12:04 PM (11 years ago) |

 

Posted: at 28-05-2012 01:42 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero