A Really Bad Day

Date: 03-02-2009 9:50 pm (13 years ago) | Author: OLAYINKA WALTER OLANREWAJU <
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- at 3-02-2009 09:50 PM (13 years ago)
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison


Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Pires07 at 3-02-2009 09:51 PM (13 years ago)
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u tried sha, but it has been posted b4.

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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 10:57 PM (13 years ago)
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newbie becareful ooooo....
Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 3-02-2009 10:58 PM (13 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 4-02-2009 12:33 AM (13 years ago)
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No vex bros I no know say it don dey here before I promise to paste new ones

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- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 09:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Very Dry,old school! Lips Sealed

Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 4-02-2009 09:45 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on  4-02-2009 12:33 AM
No vex bros I no know say it don dey here before I promise to paste new ones
ur welcome

Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-02-2009 09:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on  3-02-2009 09:50 PM
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison




THIEF!! THIEF! OLEEE!! this joke has bn posted b4..... joke detectors full here o, i dey foam..... Angry Angry
Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 4-02-2009 10:08 AM (13 years ago)
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kido  no shout again, d dude don apologise.

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- size1 at 4-02-2009 01:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on  4-02-2009 12:33 AM
No vex bros I no know say it don dey here before I promise to paste new ones

advice, just dey coment on jokes 4 1month, okkkkk
Posted: at 4-02-2009 01:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 26-10-2009 09:41 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

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- xter at 26-10-2009 10:19 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 26-10-2009 10:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lyinka at 28-10-2009 09:40 PM (13 years ago)
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ok 2

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- Toks-E at 29-10-2009 01:25 PM (13 years ago)
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mehn..where size 1 nd the rest guyz sef dey?

hope say dem neva kidnap dem

Posted: at 29-10-2009 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prinze_abdel at 29-10-2009 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  3-02-2009 10:57 PM
newbie becareful ooooo....
beef!beef!!beef!!!
Posted: at 29-10-2009 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 29-10-2009 06:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 29-10-2009 01:25 PM
mehn..where size 1 nd the rest guyz sef dey?

hope say dem neva kidnap dem

I don dey look for them 2

Posted: at 29-10-2009 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 29-10-2009 06:27 PM (13 years ago)
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okay.

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- just2sexy at 29-10-2009 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Toks i go their 2yrs remembrance last week... Grin

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- Toks-E at 29-10-2009 06:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 29-10-2009 06:53 PM
Toks i go their 2yrs remembrance last week... Grin

 Grin Grin

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- add12 at 29-10-2009 07:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 29-10-2009 06:53 PM
Toks i go their 2yrs remembrance last week... Grin
jsexy you meam what?
Posted: at 29-10-2009 07:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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