40 reasons why you should get married to a naija man as a naija woman (Page 2)

Date: 03-02-2009 11:33 pm (15 years ago) | Author: bubu
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- onchedu at 7-02-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Dee90... be optimistic. Only a corpse doesnt change.
Life-partners can be interesting... if u get the right one.
Posted: at 7-02-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 7-02-2009 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked ing reasons

Posted: at 7-02-2009 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princemech at 7-02-2009 07:20 PM (15 years ago)
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huh!
Posted: at 7-02-2009 07:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akjasper at 7-02-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 7-02-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- lonelysnow at 7-02-2009 08:26 PM (15 years ago)
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try and stop by
Posted: at 7-02-2009 08:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ceejay58 at 8-02-2009 01:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: aish on  3-02-2009 11:33 PM
1. He understands your accent.

2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "

3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!

4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!

5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.

6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.

7. He eats "Ogbono" and Eba and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking.

8. He gets your jokes.

9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'because that Egwusi soup with Pounded Yam hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!

10. He has got his education or he got something going on.

11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.

12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'because his momma taught him that.

13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.

14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.

15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.

16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.

17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.

18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"

19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience] for his elders ? important.

20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg e" when you compliment him.

21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!

22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.

23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.

24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.

25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby! " without looking at the caller ID.

26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!

27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.

28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.

29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.

30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick, and you both know that you are his next "meal".

31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!

32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows you can't drive!

33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!

34. No need for Bosom  implants to impress am!

35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!

36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!

37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.

39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait to "Palam"(gobble up!) when him reach work

40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!



abeg too tired to begin read ABC....... Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-02-2009 01:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deroy at 8-02-2009 09:06 PM (15 years ago)
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pls edit am
Posted: at 8-02-2009 09:06 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- idyyoung at 8-02-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago)
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E-book
Posted: at 8-02-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Zilly at 8-02-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quite funny and TRUE. I'm 100% for naija women. Prefferably Igbo girls. It makes life a lot easier and fun. I no fit dey yarn akata all the time.
Posted: at 8-02-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- GlamourPuss at 22-04-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago)
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awww  Grin thats great!!
naija men 4lyf lol!!! Cool
Posted: at 22-04-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 23-04-2009 04:28 AM (15 years ago)
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*looking around*

Posted: at 23-04-2009 04:28 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- caseycute at 23-04-2009 08:23 AM (15 years ago)
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nope..i still prefer d White men.

Reason..he can die 4 his woman.
Posted: at 23-04-2009 08:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 23-04-2009 08:27 AM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Cheesy

Posted: at 23-04-2009 08:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rambukar at 23-04-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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We are available. who is applying? first come first serve.no bypass pls. Evidence of huge bank account is an added advantage. Grin
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- myragonza at 23-04-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Rambukar on 23-04-2009 08:37 AM
We are available. who is applying? first come first serve.no bypass pls. Evidence of huge bank account is an added advantage. Grin


419 bank acct

Posted: at 23-04-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rambukar at 23-04-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 23-04-2009 08:45 AM
Quote from: Rambukar on 23-04-2009 08:37 AM
We are available. who is applying? first come first serve.no bypass pls. Evidence of huge bank account is an added advantage. Grin


419 bank acct

Chie! myra! wan put sand 4 my garri! Infact Myra you are disqualified !chikina! dont apply!
Posted: at 23-04-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vivian07 at 23-04-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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@ poster, if it aint a naija man, it wouldn't be good.
Posted: at 23-04-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ibobobelvis at 23-04-2009 12:57 PM (15 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 23-04-2009 12:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 23-04-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago)
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@poster Naja food is too expensive in abroad...other than that...dnt knw wat u talkin bout.
Posted: at 23-04-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedchidon at 24-04-2009 08:52 AM (15 years ago)
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naija girls don't knw wht they hv, 4me naija girl or nobody...i dnt nd those thing u write poster bt i hv my reasons
Posted: at 24-04-2009 08:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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