A pastor and a taxi driver

Date: 05-03-2012 5:23 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Megaoneplusone
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- at 5-03-2012 05:23 PM (13 years ago)
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A pastor and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.

'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the pastor. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'

Posted: at 5-03-2012 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 5-03-2012 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
booooooo abegi next
Posted: at 5-03-2012 05:55 PM (13 years ago) |
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- MegaOneplusone at 5-03-2012 09:06 PM (13 years ago)
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e no sweet Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 5-03-2012 09:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-03-2012 10:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Too dryyyyyy
Posted: at 5-03-2012 10:53 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 5-03-2012 10:54 PM (13 years ago)
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add water
Posted: at 5-03-2012 10:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 6-03-2012 06:40 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked we go oil am
Posted: at 6-03-2012 06:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ciousman at 6-03-2012 10:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-03-2012 10:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 6-03-2012 11:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-03-2012 11:25 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-03-2012 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 6-03-2012 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 6-03-2012 07:08 PM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 6-03-2012 07:08 PM (13 years ago) |
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- BournIdentity at 20-06-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-06-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 20-06-2012 01:48 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 20-06-2012 01:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 22-06-2012 12:58 AM (12 years ago)
only  Undecided boo boo boo
Posted: at 22-06-2012 12:58 AM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 22-06-2012 03:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-06-2012 03:11 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 22-06-2012 10:02 AM (12 years ago)
and more  Undecided boo
Posted: at 22-06-2012 10:02 AM (12 years ago) |
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- soki4real at 22-06-2012 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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 ;Dkkk
Posted: at 22-06-2012 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 22-06-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Undecided
Posted: at 22-06-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-06-2012 01:36 PM (12 years ago)
more  Undecided boo
Posted: at 23-06-2012 01:36 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Blessd9jaBeauty at 23-06-2012 04:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 23-06-2012 04:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 23-06-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-06-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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