21YRS IN MONASTERY

Date: 08-03-2012 6:58 am (12 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence:................ he's allowed to say two words every seven years.............. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. .............................."Cold floors," he says. ..................They nodded and send him back...................... Seven years later. ....................................They bring him back in and ask for his two words........................... He clears his throats and says, "Bad food."....................... They nodded and send him back...................... Seven more years pass................................. They bring him in for his two words.............................. "I quit," he says. "..........The elders replied........... That's not surprise,, "You've done nothing but complain since you got there."

Posted: at 8-03-2012 06:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- BournIdentity at 8-03-2012 09:28 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 8-03-2012 09:28 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ofin_11 at 9-03-2012 10:01 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2012 10:01 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 9-03-2012 11:28 AM (12 years ago)
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I dey wait for the joke
Posted: at 9-03-2012 11:28 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 9-03-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago)
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same here
Posted: at 9-03-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MacDaniel at 9-03-2012 02:45 PM (12 years ago)
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make una wait make him finish na Roll Eyes
oya continue/......
Posted: at 9-03-2012 02:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-03-2012 06:47 PM (12 years ago)
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discussion continues for all d yeyes
Posted: at 9-03-2012 06:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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