young 4 eva

Date: 14-03-2012 1:10 pm (9 years ago) | Author: charlotte ansong
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- at 14-03-2012 01:10 PM (9 years ago)
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A couple received a letter from
their daughter who went to study
modern physics overseas.
~SHE WROTE~
My beloved Parents, I miss u so
... much & it breaks my heart to
think that by d time i get back,
you will be too old.
So, enclosed you will find a bottle
of a red portion i have invented.
It will make u young, so when i
return, you will be the same age
as i left u.
NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."
GoodBye i love u!
So they opened the envelope &
init, is a bottle with a red portion.
The man looked at his wife & says
"U go first". So d wife takes
adrop, thereafter the husband
follows.
Indeed d wife turns 5yrs
younger.
Years later, d daughter returns
home 2 to find her mother
young& pretty, carrying a baby
on her back. The mother proceeds
to tell her daughter how d portion
worked
& made her look young. D
daughter was happy & asks
after her father. "Your Father?
Hmmmmm, my child, ur father
was so jealous dat i was so
young and
beautiful, so he drank d whole
bottle.
"Whaaaat? So where is he?"
replied her daughter.
Hmmmm He is The Baby at my back.

Posted: at 14-03-2012 01:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheree at 14-03-2012 01:23 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

make you tell ram well steve
Posted: at 14-03-2012 01:23 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-03-2012 01:52 PM (9 years ago)
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Old skull Undecided

Posted: at 14-03-2012 01:52 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 14-03-2012 04:32 PM (9 years ago)
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mtchew....dis 2 posters(chummyli and misspanky)dey contest 4 d most posted pb4 jokes
Posted: at 14-03-2012 04:32 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 14-03-2012 04:38 PM (9 years ago)
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i beg all of u. Dont swallow me yet i'l bring new jokes. Hahahahahahaaa. The problem is dat now i've seen a funny joke somwher, how do i knw it's pb4(ur simple vocabulary)
Posted: at 14-03-2012 04:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 14-03-2012 04:44 PM (9 years ago)
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ok ma
Posted: at 14-03-2012 04:44 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 14-03-2012 05:04 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 14-03-2012 04:44 PM
ok ma
wat is ok ma?
Posted: at 14-03-2012 05:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-03-2012 05:26 PM (9 years ago)
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I pass

Posted: at 15-03-2012 05:26 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 15-03-2012 07:31 PM (9 years ago)
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*yawns* old school  Tongue ...wen will someone make me laff here na
Posted: at 15-03-2012 07:31 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 15-03-2012 09:47 PM (9 years ago)
still booo  Undecided
Posted: at 15-03-2012 09:47 PM (9 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 15-03-2012 10:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 15-03-2012 07:31 PM
*yawns* old school  Tongue ...wen will someone make me laff here na

 i dey come Grin how far na?

1 year oo u dey absent here

Posted: at 15-03-2012 10:09 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 16-03-2012 01:40 AM (9 years ago)
well done head mistress abi na coordinator you be . 
Posted: at 16-03-2012 01:40 AM (9 years ago) |
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 05:19 AM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:19 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Bettygirls at 16-03-2012 10:40 AM (9 years ago)
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hahahahahahhahah. u see? follow simple instructions
Posted: at 16-03-2012 10:40 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 16-03-2012 10:52 AM (9 years ago)
instruction simplified
Posted: at 16-03-2012 10:52 AM (9 years ago) |
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 10:56 AM (9 years ago)
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kk

Posted: at 16-03-2012 10:56 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 16-03-2012 11:06 AM (9 years ago)
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:06 AM (9 years ago) |
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 11:36 AM (9 years ago)
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okies

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:36 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 16-03-2012 11:48 AM (9 years ago)
still booo  Undecided
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:48 AM (9 years ago) |
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 11:55 AM (9 years ago)
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well...

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:55 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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