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Date: 17-03-2012 6:17 pm (12 years ago) | Author: eze
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- at 17-03-2012 06:17 PM (12 years ago)
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☀☀☀A MATHS STUDENT
LOVE LETTER☀☀☀
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by
your rectangular
house in
trigonometric lane. There I
saw you with
your cute circular
face, conical nose and
spherical eyes,
standing in your
triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart
was a null set,
but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness)
from your
eyes at a
deviation of theta radians
made a tangent to
my heart,
it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with
real roots,
which only you can solve by
making good
binary relation
with me. The cosine of my
love for you
extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not
resolve you into
partial functions
but if I do so, you can
integrate me by
applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as
an element to
a set. The
geometry of my life revolves
around your
acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet
me at parabola
restaurant on
date 10 at sunset, when the
sun is making
an angle of
160 degrees, my heart would
be like a
solved polynomial
of degree 10. With love from
your higher
order derivatives
of maxima and minima, of an
unknown
function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras...:

Posted: at 17-03-2012 06:17 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- MacDaniel at 17-03-2012 06:21 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed waht!!!!!!!!!! Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-03-2012 06:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babyleslie at 18-03-2012 12:24 AM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 18-03-2012 12:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ouzzyouzz at 18-03-2012 02:15 AM (12 years ago)
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nice ...real cool  Smiley Smiley Smiley  Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-03-2012 02:15 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 18-03-2012 07:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 18-03-2012 07:24 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Waizman at 18-03-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago)
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nice research.....buh nor b joke b ds na
Posted: at 18-03-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 19-03-2012 04:24 PM (12 years ago)
na unu sabi ooo  Undecided
Posted: at 19-03-2012 04:24 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 21-03-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmm

Posted: at 21-03-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 21-03-2012 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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good job!
Posted: at 21-03-2012 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 21-03-2012 06:50 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided boo
Posted: at 21-03-2012 06:50 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 22-03-2012 09:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Boooooooooooooo

Posted: at 22-03-2012 09:41 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2012 12:12 PM (12 years ago)
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yeye dem! una try, na una handwork b dat. keep it up!
Posted: at 22-03-2012 12:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 22-03-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
na you sabi  Undecided boo
Posted: at 22-03-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 23-03-2012 04:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmm

Posted: at 23-03-2012 04:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 23-03-2012 04:45 PM (12 years ago)
dey do dey go
Posted: at 23-03-2012 04:45 PM (12 years ago) |
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- crad at 23-03-2012 07:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Una fink  U̶̲̥̅̊ o
Posted: at 23-03-2012 07:03 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 23-03-2012 07:18 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 23-03-2012 07:18 PM (12 years ago) |
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- otienojulius at 24-03-2012 09:10 AM (12 years ago)
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nkt Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 24-03-2012 09:10 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 24-03-2012 09:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Embarrassed

Posted: at 24-03-2012 09:28 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 24-03-2012 01:07 PM (12 years ago)
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bobobo
Posted: at 24-03-2012 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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