7 dont's after a meal

Date: 07-03-2008 12:32 am (16 years ago) | Author: Emmauel
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- at 7-03-2008 12:32 AM (16 years ago)
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7 dont's after a meal
   

*     Don't smoke-Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of   cancer is higher).    As a child of God, You must not smoke at all.         
                                                                     

*     Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.   
                                       

*     Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid.This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.
     

*     Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted &blocked.
                                             

*    Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease.  This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.                                                                             

                                                                 
*    Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.                                                     

                                                                       
*     Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.   
 

Posted: at 7-03-2008 12:32 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- fineboy at 4-04-2008 05:21 AM (16 years ago)
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u forgot this.dont phyuk for immediately u finish eating.

Posted: at 4-04-2008 05:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 7-04-2008 07:22 AM (16 years ago)
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don't what...?

Posted: at 7-04-2008 07:22 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orishani at 8-09-2008 12:24 AM (15 years ago)
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but can i ve sex after meal
Posted: at 8-09-2008 12:24 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- SouljaCute at 8-09-2008 12:30 AM (15 years ago)
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so?

Posted: at 8-09-2008 12:30 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- khadijah at 8-09-2008 01:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: SouljaCute on  8-09-2008 12:30 AM
so?
so what?
Posted: at 8-09-2008 01:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babieada at 8-09-2008 06:10 AM (15 years ago)
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and were is d answer to dat ? @fine boy
Posted: at 8-09-2008 06:10 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sadeline at 18-09-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago)
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you can but if anything happen after  that's ur wahala ooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 18-09-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- olahsupo at 18-09-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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@fineboy can you volunteer yaself to be the lab rat and let see what's gonna happen? Smiley
Posted: at 18-09-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- walerian at 18-09-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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can i go to shit while eatin or immediately after shittin? lol
Posted: at 18-09-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Queenk_4sure at 23-09-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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It good to follow the don't bt not compulsory it is a free world!!!!
Posted: at 23-09-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- blackberryPearl at 11-10-2008 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orishani on  8-09-2008 12:24 AM
but can i ve sex after meal
where r u coming from?
just relax after eating
Posted: at 11-10-2008 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Ebiks at 29-10-2008 08:08 AM (15 years ago)
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oh
Posted: at 29-10-2008 08:08 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bluebird at 16-09-2009 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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good one .. thumbs up.
Posted: at 16-09-2009 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kaystino at 20-10-2009 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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where did you gt the seven point
agenda from?
Posted: at 20-10-2009 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- GlamourPuss at 20-10-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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OK ITS AL 2RU
@KAYOSTINO
IS BAD 4 UR BODY IF U SLEEP RIGHT AFTA U EAT..DERE SHUD B AT LEAST 3 HOURS BETWEEN UR LAST MEAL N UR SLEEP
Posted: at 20-10-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zhewidha at 27-10-2009 01:43 PM (14 years ago)
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what of what you are suppose to do after eating?
Posted: at 27-10-2009 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- brownsxydiva at 30-10-2009 06:52 PM (14 years ago)
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You are soppose to eat fruits before you eat your meal, your meal is better digested!
Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 19-11-2009 12:42 AM (14 years ago)
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hm.

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:42 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 19-11-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago)
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all clear and cool..  many people fail this for sure.
@fineboy.. dont climb on her after food..relax first, na waoo 4 u!!  ur system will never react to work perfectly becos of too much food in ur digestive system. U will always make terrible fart as well while on duty.

Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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