English Wahala! (Page 11)

Date: 22-03-2012 4:44 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Bourne Identity
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- franel at 31-05-2012 10:55 PM (8 years ago)
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okay

Posted: at 31-05-2012 10:55 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 3-06-2012 05:43 AM (8 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 3-06-2012 05:43 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 3-06-2012 06:43 PM (8 years ago)
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nothing new?

Posted: at 3-06-2012 06:43 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 3-06-2012 06:57 PM (8 years ago)
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E get 1 barber shop 4 V.I wey i go. Na im i askam how much dem dey use cut hair? E tell me say na 1k, i shock, na im me con askam hw much wey e dey use shave? na im e talk say na100 naira.
Na im i talk say make im sheave my hair
Posted: at 3-06-2012 06:57 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 3-06-2012 07:01 PM (8 years ago)
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huh, lol
did d barber later shave d hair?

Posted: at 3-06-2012 07:01 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 3-06-2012 07:49 PM (8 years ago)
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 3-06-2012 07:49 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 3-06-2012 07:58 PM (8 years ago)
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am coming

Posted: at 3-06-2012 07:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 3-06-2012 09:26 PM (8 years ago)
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Naija English. You are coming while u r going

Posted: at 3-06-2012 09:26 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-06-2012 02:20 AM (8 years ago)
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no mind dem
Posted: at 14-06-2012 02:20 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 14-06-2012 03:42 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: BournIdentity on 22-03-2012 04:44 PM
e get one time i go write exam i don write exam, don write waec, e don reach about 6 times, d 7time way i wan go write exam na im i com dey pray am say God just make me pass dis exam, e com b say na english i dey look for, wen e com reach d day way we go write English, i don write economics, geography, mathematics write biology e com reach English, na so i com dey pray i say, God abeg make e b say d person way go siddon near me sabi English, e com b say i b candidate 29 dey look 4 candidate 30. O boi about 5min. b4 d exam, na im one girl just dey do catwalk dey com, we just hear  koi, koi, koi, koi na im d girl com near my locker. wen d girl com near my locker na im she com look no.29 d nxt 1 na no.30, na im she tell me pls excuuse! me, d excuuuse me way d girl talk i say o boi-ye see english, na im i bend down 4 my locker say, God i thank you bcos i don pass. no do no do we dey write d exam anythg way d girl shed i go shed, if e clean i go clean after d exam nai im i say kai! if i submit d same time with dis girl dey go no say i copy after d girl go submit about 10min later na im me ma i submit na im i rush d girl go tell am thank you, i do si! si! si! d girl no gree turn, na im i rush go way she dey na im i tap am na im d girl turn look me tell me say what, what, wat! o boy na im fear enter my body na im i com dey stammer say Ii-i jos-jos just, I jos-jos just  wan-wan to-to to to, na im d girl provoke as i dey stammer say, please! told me what you want to told me can't you see rain is caming i want to left please, na im i rush go back go collect my papper say, examiner i never finish abeg.


you well so?
Posted: at 14-06-2012 03:42 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-06-2012 04:38 AM (8 years ago)
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I well pass u wella
Posted: at 14-06-2012 04:38 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 17-06-2012 07:16 AM (8 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 17-06-2012 07:16 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 17-06-2012 03:32 PM (8 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 17-06-2012 03:32 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 17-06-2012 04:23 PM (8 years ago)
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ummm hmmmm

Posted: at 17-06-2012 04:23 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- at 18-06-2012 02:39 PM (8 years ago)
na all  Undecided boo
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- BournIdentity at 18-06-2012 02:41 PM (8 years ago)
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 Undecided Huh?
Posted: at 18-06-2012 02:41 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 24-06-2012 04:38 AM (8 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 24-06-2012 04:38 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 24-06-2012 01:22 PM (8 years ago)
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passed

Posted: at 24-06-2012 01:22 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 27-06-2012 04:36 PM (8 years ago)
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running
Posted: at 27-06-2012 04:36 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 29-07-2012 04:41 AM (8 years ago)
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In running, it doesn't matter whether you come in first, in the middle of the pack, or last. You can say, 'I have finished.' There is a lot of satisfaction in that.

Posted: at 29-07-2012 04:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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