big trouble

Date: 24-03-2012 6:22 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Saint-marie
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A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude...
God is missing--and they think WE did it!"

Posted: at 24-03-2012 06:22 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- BournIdentity at 24-03-2012 07:32 PM (12 years ago)
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giv me something new. old skull
Posted: at 24-03-2012 07:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-03-2012 07:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-03-2012 07:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 05:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: BournIdentity on 24-03-2012 07:32 PM
giv me something new. old skull
Sad Sad Sad Sad Cheesy
Posted: at 25-03-2012 05:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 25-03-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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dis joke again
Posted: at 25-03-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 05:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-03-2012 05:31 PM
dis joke again
no na new one  Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 25-03-2012 05:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 25-03-2012 05:44 PM (12 years ago)
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I C
Posted: at 25-03-2012 05:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 05:46 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2012 05:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-03-2012 07:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Why u dey open teeth
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 08:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 25-03-2012 07:50 PM
Why u dey open teeth
because my teeth is clean
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- jossy4reall at 25-03-2012 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 25-03-2012 08:00 PM
because my teeth is clean
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na d colour of ur teeth be dis Huh?....or do u chop palm fruit Huh?
Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-03-2012 08:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 08:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-03-2012 08:12 PM
na d colour of ur teeth be dis Huh?....or do u chop palm fruit Huh?
no na charcoal i chew  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2012 06:40 AM (12 years ago)
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I pass
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2012 12:05 PM (12 years ago)
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tell ram make e hear ram
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