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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 25-03-2012 05:56 PM (12 years ago)  (m) The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nods his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey nods his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."
"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked." The monkey nods his head "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 25-03-2012 05:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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b4 nko, na 2 fly plane na im remain 4 dem | Posted: at 25-03-2012 07:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 25-03-2012 07:42 PM (12 years ago) (m) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 25-03-2012 07:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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I talk am say dis guy na monkey in disguise
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 25-03-2012 07:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 25-03-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago) (m) I talk am say dis guy na monkey in disguise
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 25-03-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 25-03-2012 07:55 PM (12 years ago) (m) 
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 25-03-2012 07:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 25-03-2012 08:00 PM (12 years ago) (m) Yeye
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:00 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 25-03-2012 08:02 PM (12 years ago) (m) if i be yeye na you be my master 
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 25-03-2012 08:37 PM (12 years ago) (m) Na emejuru be ur oga
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 25-03-2012 08:52 PM (12 years ago) (m) no na stephen
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 25-03-2012 11:51 PM (12 years ago) (m) Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 25-03-2012 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 26-03-2012 12:51 PM (12 years ago) (f)  :-Xbo | Posted: at 26-03-2012 12:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 26-03-2012 08:59 PM (12 years ago) (m) i no deny am say na me dey treat am before
i no know how him take escape
abeg ya help is needed ooo
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 26-03-2012 08:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 26-03-2012 09:37 PM (12 years ago) (m) Huh
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 26-03-2012 09:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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You ppl 4got one question. 'What was the poster doing'? 'He was answering the policeman' Obo!
When I post, I post with sense. You might wanna check it 1 more time. | Posted: at 26-03-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 27-03-2012 11:34 AM (12 years ago) (m) Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 27-03-2012 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Passing | Posted: at 2-04-2012 03:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 2-04-2012 05:17 PM (12 years ago) (m) 
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 2-04-2012 05:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 2-04-2012 06:21 PM (12 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 2-04-2012 06:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 2-04-2012 08:44 PM (12 years ago) (m) 
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 2-04-2012 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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