who the sleep for church

Date: 25-03-2012 6:07 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Saint-marie
- at 25-03-2012 06:07 PM (12 years ago)
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A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out, "And who created all there is in six days and rested on the seventh," she poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed, "Good God almighty!"

The minister said, "That's right, that's right," and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began to doze off again. When the minister got to, "And who died on the cross to save us from our sins," the wife hit him again, and he jumped up and shouted, "Jesus Christ!" The minister said, "That's right, that's right," and went on with his sermon.

The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to, "And what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?" the wife started to poke the husband again, but he jumped up and said, "If you stick that damn thing in me again, I'll break it off!" Smiley Smiley Smiley Cheesy

Posted: at 25-03-2012 06:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- BournIdentity at 25-03-2012 06:49 PM (12 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 25-03-2012 06:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-03-2012 07:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 25-03-2012 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 25-03-2012 07:51 PM (12 years ago)
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I C
Posted: at 25-03-2012 07:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 07:56 PM (12 years ago)
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na who go talk sey na pb4
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 25-03-2012 07:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 25-03-2012 08:08 PM (12 years ago)
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no body talk say na pb4 but we knw say na pb5
Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 08:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-03-2012 08:08 PM
no body talk say na pb4 but we knw say na pb5
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-03-2012 08:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Copy copy no good
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 08:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 25-03-2012 08:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 25-03-2012 09:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 25-03-2012 08:19 PM
Undecided Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

tribal mark
Posted: at 25-03-2012 09:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Onyxonline009 at 25-03-2012 10:36 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed copy copy,but you changed it from class c.r.k teacher and a student to pastor and husband
Posted: at 25-03-2012 10:36 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 25-03-2012 11:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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- queenrukky at 26-03-2012 12:39 PM (12 years ago)
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bobobo
Posted: at 26-03-2012 12:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 21-04-2012 10:36 AM (12 years ago)
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na ur name
Posted: at 21-04-2012 10:36 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 21-04-2012 11:48 AM (12 years ago)
i pass
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- MildLola at 21-04-2012 11:52 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! gud one. Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Cheesy
Posted: at 21-04-2012 11:52 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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