APRIL FOOL! (Page 10)

i go tell u say ur brain needs overhauling

Your boyfriend calls you on the phone saying ''speaking on phone''
boy = hello angel
gurl = hi handsome
boy = pls am @ mr biggs rite now just wanna see u cos am with those gifts l promise to get for you, de BB Torch with
1 month subscription, 50k for ur  hair, den a brand new car dat i promised to buy for u
girl = wooooow u re soo sweet, which of de mr biggs?
Boy = de one @ milverton road opposite first bank
gurl = am on my way
boy = okay am waiting
gurl = l love you
boy = me too
"den u rush out, enter a cab that drops from ur house straight to de mr biggs and then call him to ask where he is"
gurl = handsome where are you now am @de mr biggs
boy = are u there?
Gurl = yeah
boy = april foooooooollll just kidding
gurl = l hate you
boy = am sorry just joking
gurl = don't call me again
boy = pls
if na you, wetin you go do?