Magic pool

There were these three guys. They had been
walking for 3 days and were very tired. They
found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep.
Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and
says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel
room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land
in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy,
a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a
pool of bananas. The second guy was money
hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile
of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits
on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"